#4,688- If He Buys The Tickets, You Buy The Beer.

This rule applies only to sporting events.  If a buddy gets tickets to a ball game and invites you along, that situation where you offer to pay for your ticket, and he has to awkwardly decline is utter fucking nonsense.  Instead, get the beers, get the hotdogs, and you’re square.  A beer costs $10 anyway, so two rounds and he owes you money.  Buy the beers, watch Georgetown whoop up on St. John’s, and have a good time.

The Step- Get the beers when your buddy takes you to a game.

Have I Done It Yet-  Yep.  Thanks Chris.

This Author’s Total Man Points- 7.5

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